“Puttin’ on the sheriff badge always did give me a sense of pride. Feels good to be back. Doin’ my best to help this here town of Kernsville. Buncha new faces ’round these parts. Lots of ‘em getting lazy, spacin’ out and lettin’ loose. Some nestlin’ up too close even. Back in the day those kinda characters got filed and beat into shape. These days it just takes a quick nudge here and a kindly kern there, and they’re back on the right track. Amblin’ down the smooth road of Fine Typography…”

– Sheriff’s opening monologue